Words of Wisdom from my Home-Teachers

So I had a very long day today and was still on campus when my roommate called me to remind me that my home teachers were coming over. For any non-Mormons reading this, home-teachers are two random guys who live in your church congregation who are assigned to be your friends. They are supposed to visit every month and share a gospel message.

Tonight they made us hamburgers with mashed potatoes! Because 4 months ago at the beginning of the school year, we told them it was our favorite food! So that was kind of fun. Then we all sat around eating and talking and I asked them if they had any mission advice for me. It turned into a litany of mantras passed back and forth for about 30 minutes between the two of them. The advice they were giving was just too good to not write down. So here they are. Some are serious, some are funny. Some are blatant rip offs from famous people in authority.

-A clean apartment is a happy apartment.

-Buy your food together, and cook together. Don’t ever cook alone.

-You will cry.

-Don’t have a boyfriend while you are on your mission.

-Keep your heart locked and your windows open.

-Follow your gut instinct, 90% of the time it is the spirit and the other 10% is good practice.

-Look at people deep into their eyes until you see the child of god in them.

-Don’t brag about your accomplishments at home. Because nobody cares.

-Be obedient. Just don’t be good at being obedient.

-Be an animal not a robot.

-Be obedient, don’t force obedience on others.

-James E Faust once said “Faith is the power, obedience is the price, the spirit is the key, Christ is the reason, love is the motive of missionary work.”

-Charity never faileth—that’s a great motive. It never fails.

-Internalize chapters 3, 8 and 11 of preach my gospel.

-Use the scriptures. If you don’t, it’s like telling Nephi, no! I got this!

-Preach my gospel…that is the scriptures. Just kidding. That’s a joke.

-Respect your mission leaders. Don’t make their life a living heck like all the other sister missionaries.

-If you have a problem, first pray about it. Then talk to your companion before talking to any authority figure.

-Pray right after you shower. Otherwise you will fall asleep on your knees.

-This might sound crude, but enjoy any time in the shower or on the toilet because it’s the only time you are ever alone and don’t have some weirdo next to you.

-Pray out loud in the shower.

-Teach people, not lessons.

-Don’t follow your lesson plans exactly.

-Don’t look at your watch throughout the day.

-Don’t calculate at all. Just don’t calculate. You will go into spiraling depression.

-Don’t expect big things on holidays. Expect to cry on Christmas Eve.

-Don’t feel bad if you sneak out to watch the fireworks.

-If you need to, take a break and buy a bagel or something. Go to a bakery. It’s warm there.

-Remember obedience is the first law of everything and the difference between a 100% obedient missionary and a 90% obedient missionary is not 10%. Mind blown.

-Respect your senior companion. You will be a senior companion one day. And you will be grateful when your companion obeys you and submits himself to your will.

-Remember perfect worship of Christ is emulation. I have a poem I’d like to read now.

-Talk to everyone.

-Follow the spirit even if it doesn’t make any logical sense. The spirit defies logic.

-If you follow a prompting and it doesn’t lead anywhere, don’t lose confidence in your ability to follow the spirit.

-I think this counts as a lesson.

-Don’t ever think you’re smart. Like bible bashing? It’s bad.

-The biggest problem you will come across is not enemies of the church, but apathy. Yeah, yeah? (Fist-punch).

-Diligence is an outward expression of your love for the savior.

-Read chapter 4 and 6 over and over again and take the self-quizzes. At the end you can rate yourself for your Christ-like attributes and then you will have ratings. Like, yeah! I have a 6.7 charity! Man, my charity was always really low…

-Find ways to entertain yourself. My companion and I printed out a bunch of tiny pictures of ourselves and every time we went on exchanges we would just hide them all over their apartment. Last month at our mission reunion this other guy came up to me with a mini picture of me and said he found it in his wallet a week ago.

-One time, we decided to make a chocolate temple with these candy bars. So I made a foundation and brought it to district meeting and we sang ‘How Firm a Foundation” and I unveiled it and then Zach picked it up and broke the foundation.

-If you ever have a bad day, make crepes at night. Crepes are the best by far. They make you feel so good and they are so fun to make. We used to listen to the Wicked soundtrack while we made them. Now I know that whole thing in German.

-It’s good to have traditions with your companions.

-Take the time to be friends with the members, but make sure they still respect you as a missionary. Be a friend but not a buddy. Hahaha….leadership handbook. 

-On exchanges, always make a candle-lit dinner for your exchange companion. He will love you forever. And then he’ll say something really inappropriate.

-Don’t have P-day be the focus of your week…even though that’s impossible. But try.

-Celebrate P-day eve. IT’S THE BEST. P-day eve is the best day of the week.

-When you’re teaching people, don’t have your main motivation be to get them baptized but to help them.

-Talk to people as yourself from the heart, not just Preach my Gospel.

-Use object lessons. But KNOW what you are doing beforehand. Remember that one time…?

-Get the gospel art book. It’s the best. You’ll be so crave to look at images.

-Buy nutella, then make a crepe and wrap it ice cream. This is no longer mission advice. This is just life advice. 

I love my home teachers.

Life in a nutshell.

I've heard it said that if every person's problem's in the entire world were thrown into a pot and redistributed we would all be jostling to get our own problems back.

That's probably true.

But still.

Sometimes I get pretty fed up with myself and just wish that I could go hibernate or temporarily inhabit someone else's body or, I don't know, become a Tibetan monk or something.

Instead I'm moving to Africa next week.

I guess that's the next best thing?

To quote a poem I learned in elementary school:

I'm lost.
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should return before I get back,
Please ask me to wait.

I don't know a lot of things. Least of all myself.

For now all I can say is that I go to seek a great perhaps.

Moving Out

Hey friends,

So my freshman self would be shocked but I am actually SO SAD to leave Provo and move to Africa for the next couple months.

Ok, I'm not THAT sad about Africa, don't worry. I am way psyched to go back to Uganda and do development work. It's a dream come true. But it feels like the end of an era here. And it is. About 13 days after I get back from Uganda, I leave on my mission. How's that for mission prep? When I come back almost all of my friends will be gone and I will just be here on my own. Seeing as I have been with the same roommates for four years, that's pretty tragic.

But life goes on. It's just been stressful lately as I do prep work, analyze research from last summer and try to get my stuff all packed up to move it home this weekend. Not to mention saying goodbye to all the people I love.

I could go on and on about how crazy life is right now. But I'll stop. The point of this is that I'm pretty stressed but as I have been packing up I found a really cool quote on a stray piece of paper that I wanted to record before I throw it away.

Here it is:

"More than 100 years ago, Abraham Lincoln said that our nation could not exist half slave and half free. We know that a peaceful world cannot long exist one-third rich and two-thirds hungry."
 -Kennedy (I think!)

Just something to think about, guys.

Do you hear the people sing?

So I just got back from watching Les Miserables with my mom. I know, given my past obsession with the musical,  I'm a bit surprised myself that I didn't make it a priority to see it sooner! Anyway, I thought it was really great. I love those songs, I loved most of those actors and I just love the unadulterated, unapologetic romanticism of this story that has been enjoyed for over 100 years.

When I watch that musical and listen to those songs I feel like a revolutionary. I would like to think that I would have been brave enough to fight for what I believed in. That if I was a member of the upper crust, I would have treated the peasants differently. That if I was in a position of power like the Monseigneur,  I too would have had mercy and trust in a defeated man I didn't know.

It's easy to watch that musical and feel shivers about how how bad it was back then, and how marginalized the poor were and how corrupt the government was and then go off with our day because, um hello! Those things happened a couple centuries ago! Life is good now!

Sure, Marius, I would have joined in your crusade and stood with you, but...I don't live in revolutionary France. Your struggle is over and I'm already free. And all the people I know are too. So, great job. Your friends didn't die for nothing. I see myself and my own struggles echoed and amplified through your stories, I identify my own mistakes and fears with yours, but life just isn't as grand anymore. Not for me. For better or worse, life isn't a romantic novel.

But wait! Governments without the consent of the people? Little girls like Cosette trapped in slavery? Abject poverty that many of the wealthy ignore? Children like Gavroche fighting in civil wars and revolutions? Women like Fantine marginalized into prostitution to survive?

Sounds like...Uganda! And Tunisia! And Syria! And Thailand! And parts of the US that everyone ignores! Sounds like all sorts of places in the 21st century!

Each and every one of those larger than life characters from Les Mis is counterpart to a real person today. And there are so many of them. Some are literally the beggars at our feet as we cross the street or as we drive through the next zip code. Some are in far away lands like Sudan or Palestine. But in a globalized world of ever increasing international trade these people are our neighbors in a very real way. Surely we can afford to export compassion as well as grain.

The French Revolution is over. The American Revolution is history. World War Two is a topic for Oscars winning movies.

But, there are so many battles left to fight. The war against poverty is just beginning. People are finally starting to talk about it and, most importantly, listen to the calls of global injustice and inequality. The human race is good at responding to the call to arms. It's in our nature. The pages of history are littered with glorious battles.

The thing is, providing health care to a child with diarrhea or a family without mosquito nets is so much less epic than following a flag into battle. For the time being, our personal liberties and safety are not at stake. I mean, yes, I could make an argument about how human security affects US National Security because the poor and marginalized are more likely to become terrorists, but that's not my point. My point is that the war against poverty and all the oppression and injustice that often accompanies it is, largely, not our own. To a degree its against foreign governments not fulfilling their duty to their people (which I also won't say much on because then we get into American Exceptionalism, which is a controversial topic). But, most importantly, this war on poverty is, in a way, against ourselves.

Let me explain that. NO I absolutely don't mean that we personally caused inequality or should feel guilty about it. But we are in one of the most unique situations in the history of the world in that we can actually do something about it! I really believe that. We have the resources that no other generations have had. The internet gives us a way to mobilize like never before. It gives us information about the state of the world  that we can't ignore. It's given us an easier way to give monetarily to causes we believe in.

Money by itself won't solve these problems, but, put in the hands of an honest, transparent organization committed to a purpose you believe in, it sure would help. Last summer my parents were kind enough to give me some money to pass along to a girl, Sharon, whose education had been interrupted by the civil war in Uganda and who had no funding to go back. They gave her a fairly large sum which paid off debts she had owed for previous school semesters as well as the tuition for the coming term.

As I prepare to go back to Uganda next month, I've been trying to figure out a way to get her more money to pay for her next semester. I thought it would require some big sacrifice on my part. But as I went through my records I was rather humbled by what I found. The costs of Sharon's school semester, a fee so great in their economy that many don't graduate high school, was 123,200 Ugandan shillings.

That's 45 dollars and 38 cents.

To put that in perspective, that's the cost of perhaps 2 shirts at target, dinner for 3 at Applebees, or a few movie showings at the theater.

On a student's budget its not nothing-but it's worth thinking about. As the venerable C.S. Lewis said, "I am afraid the only safe rule is to give more than we can spare...If our charities do not at all pinch or hamper us,... they are too small. There ought to be things we should like to do and cannot do because our charitable expenditures exclude them."

I'm going to keep buying myself stupid unnecessary things just because I want them. But I'm trying to train myself to at least put things in perspective and consider the fact that the money I'm paying for a pair of shoes is more than what I would need to give to help a girl receive her education. Sometimes I will carry on. Sometimes I may re-evaluate because really, there should be some things I would like to have and cannot have because my charitable expenditures exclude them.

What I'm saying is that, guess what? Be careful what you wish for, Jenny. There is a revolution going on now. It's a bit abstract and you won't have to die for it. So that's a relief. But its there and to ignore it or refuse to participate in it in any way shape or form is to deny a moral imperative. There is suffering and there is pain and their is inequality and there really is some little thing you and I can do about it. And if we all do that little thing, who knows? Big things may start falling into place.

I don't get to stand on a barricade, but I do get to stand on a soapbox! This tirade is as much a sermon to myself as anyone else. But to prove that I put my money where my mouth is, I'm stepping off this comfortable self-righteous soapbox real soon and am heading out to Uganda next month to work for a development cause I believe in. And while I'm there I'm gonna find Sharon, I'm gonna go with her to her school. And I'm going to personally pay for next semester's tuition.

If anyone else wants to contribute some small amount to help victims of civil war receive an education feel free to let me know--there's no overhead!

Vive La Revolution!

Sharon and Rom- the angel who helped me get the money to her

Self-Recognition

You know that phrase that people use to describe something they could easily recognize?

They say, "I know it like the back of my hand."

It's supposed to prove a point. But, I've been thinking lately. I don't really know the back of my hands very well. If I were asked to pick out my hand from a random group of dismembered hands... I don't know if I could do it. Especially if all of those hands were white.


It's just a thought.